The Puppy Diet

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I highly recommend The Puppy Diet.

Step 1. Get a puppy

You’ll weigh less due to the loss of blood. You’ll get steps in taking the dog outside to pee and poop (alternate option: skip going outside and get more stretching in by bending and kneeling to clean up accidents). And, as my friend Kristin Lucey (attorney, dog trainer extraordinairre, and caregiver to former-puppy, Obed) pointed out, you won’t have time to eat.

Even if you don’t look thinner, you will be too tired to care.




* The claims in this blog post have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug administration, the author makes no guarantees about the efficacy of the claims made herein, and you should always speak with your doctor about health issues and not a dog trainer.